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Probably doesn't belong on the front page

I appreciate this, and it actually did make me laugh. However, I don't think this really deserves a spot on the front page.

One of the previous reviewers (the one that you completely tore apart) mentioned that a flash movie/game can become much more popular than it normally would have, considering the effort it took to make it, if it pertains to a topic in current events. This game, is an example.

PS: I am pretty positive that I removed all the blocks, but nothing happened, as you implied in a previous review.

I-smel responds:

Oh, yeah Tom puts topically relevant stuff on the front page. He does it for April Fools Day and Christmas n all sorts of stuff, it's no big secret.
I'm not here to cheese my way to Daily 5th or anything, I just literally made this in like half an hour on the day and thought it was funny.
Yeah nothing happens if you win, the joke is the censor bar. That's the joke.

The funny thing is that I barely care about all this SOPA stuff, and this game's clearly preaching to a choir that's already chose their side. If anything, I accidentally made a game that's in SUPPORT of SOPA, because it's censoring a free emulated version of Arkanoid, which is a copyright-protected game.

I think the way everyone's jumping on this FREEDOM bandwagon is pretty hilarious, as if every average joe is a white knight in shining armour cos he said YO MAN PIRATE BAY IS FUCKIN SICK, THE GOVERNMENT CAN EAT A DICK!!
I changed my company's twitter avatar to "SOPA RULES!!!" and tweeted about how we support sopa and everyone else can fuckin sit on it, and that got some funny reactions. I was genuinely surprised that nobody else was doing that joke.

Looking back, I wish I would've made a game that made fun of how the internet was reacting to this whole thing. I think that would've been smarter, more true to what I was actually thinking about, and more unique. Making a game about internet censorship was juts a pretty easy target.
BUT I made it in like 30 minutes, so WHATA YA GONNA DO lol!

Woo

I got the 10th best score of today: 5,492,997

HybridMind responds:

Good for you! ;)

Stalemate! WTF?

I had a queen, two bishops, and a knight and all hes as is a couple of pawns! How the hell is that a stalemate?!?!?!

RatherRandomReality responds:

Stalemate can seem unfair sometimes, but it is one of the founding rules in chess. It doesn't matter how many pieces you have - you can have 6 queens on the board and still draw the game! Click on "chess rules" in the main menu and find the page that explains "Stalemate", read carefully and it will make sense.

Honestly-a pointless game

If I wanted to do some Rebus puzzles I would have just searched for them on google: to spend the time and effort into making a flash game for such a simple action is entirely necessary. Also, searching for puzzles elsewhere will yield much more numerous and challenging puzzles; as stated in some reviews, this game contains puzzles of uneven quality (some are clever and some are either ambiguous in the true solution).

GazSmithGames responds:

Entirely necessary? Gee, thanks! :)

Meh.

I'm sorry it was not that good. First, there were alot of errors in grammar. The way you said like "How i change it?" combined with that font made me think you were like chinese. And your buttons were bad.
The frame that says "hit" in the button, draw a box around the word.

Thiagozb responds:

ok ok...if there is a grammar error, there is a simple explanation: i'm from brazil ^-^

Super smash brothers?

This kind of reminds me of it. Any way its cool. You should have more items though

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Yeah, that's because the concept was going to be "sort of like" the same. Knock the foe off by hitting it repeatedly. It's worth the trouble, i reckon! ;)

Thanks for playing!

Nice phisics!!!

Both modes are ver impressive! It's an amazing phyisics engine. The pre loader with the ball on the string wass cool, but my comp is to fast. It would be cool fif you could make a game out of that. May just a colaboration of phisics stuff would be cool too. The only thing is the graphics could be more "creative". Not that they weren't good, they should just be more atractive looking.

(I gave sound a 0 because i cant turn my speakers on, but im assuming the sound was good anyway )

Alphabit responds:

lol thx, i see what you mean with the graphics... i guess it needs a storyline, i could make an easer version maybe.
you throw easter eggs at the easter bunny, then i can make a creative background to suit.

Spectacular

The graphics are increadible and look like they were pulled out of a real comercial game, prbably the best 3D in any flash game or movie ever. I think you should move on, past flash, and into more complicated stuff because this is amazing. At were I am in the game, there were few weapons, only few skills, spells, items, armor, ect. But If you moved on into bigger and better stuff, you probably could create something really spectacular. Now for your flaws(which were very minor.)The letters that said how much damage was being done, what the attacker was doing when he attacked, ect, were all of poor graphical quality to the rest of the game and were a bit plain. Also the fight music was only a loops that repeated itself quickly and got stuck in my head many times. I would have also liked to do a diferent attack than "bitch slap". lol it looks like he's bitchslapping the enemies. By the way, I can't beat the wizard who's mp(yellow) bar doesn't go down when he does magic because he keeps healing himself. I've always seen the enemies have the yellow bar, but no one (not even the MAGE) used it up.

Overall this is a game that one must not be missed, despite it's minor flaws. 10/10

un-mediocre responds:

Thanks for the great comments! :)

it was just ok...

I likes the idea of the game and i like the look of it, but the shooting was so unresponsive! Half the time you press space, the bullets never come out. Other than that , the game was like perfect, but that is a HUGE element to this style of game, and without responsive shooting, it makes it just bad. But all the other things combined together make it go from bad, to just ok. Man i would have given this a five in voting and a nine in review if there was better shooting. Btw, in future games like maybe fire wall 2, you could have like you have a barrier and one it loses helth, then the core of ur somp is exposed, then when a virus hits it, u lose. and there shood be like u aim with the mouse to shoot, and u get more weapons and u can buy upgrades and all that stuff. U no. W/e.
average 3/5 is my vote

GrimStudios responds:

eh... you know if you hold space, you shoot just fine right? thats what your supposed to do.

Cool for a while

The game is fun, but after a few planets, its gets somewhat boring. One of the major problems is you dont know wher the mouse is, so you sometimes click off screen. Next time make an aimer or something.
I have three questions...
1-What are you actually playing as???
2-my high score is like 1300 or something and i was wondering if that was "good"
3-whats the best thing it can say in the end(the lowest/highest i got was you suck/you rock)

pumpkinlover responds:

1- a werid robot
2- there is 6-7 comments, how ever prehaps its not eveningly balanced to where they are placed.
3- "don't get cocky" i think.

bare in mind im not trying to make a master piece ;)

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